Naughtiest thing I've ever done.....went on a date with my French Teacher in college :) He really wasn't too much older than me, I think he was a grad student. but still..... Coquine!
Other shameful secrets:
I lied to that same French teacher about being sick during a huge test day in order to go to a daytime Smashing Pumpkins concert. (Met the band!!!! SOOO Worth it!)
I have over 150 pairs of earrings. I figure, if you are going to collect something, why not something tiny that fits in one corner of the closet? And I've made most of them anyway so really it's just a creative expression. An Art if you will. Better than my horrible roommate that brought to college her collection of dozens and dozens of wildly expensive teddy bears. Oh man she bugged.
My favorite pair of pants have a really obvious stain on the knee. Looks like fresh jam actually. Do I throw them away? Nope. Whenever I wear them and I'm around someone, I exclaim "Oh man! My baby must have got me this morning with his sticky fingers!" Classy I know. But they are soooo comfortable!
Sometimes I tell Shane I'm sick to my stomach, then go upstairs and read on the bathroom floor while he watches the kids.
Once I was going to a function that had several important people in attendance (including an ex-boyfriend). The outfit I ended up purchasing cost more than my wedding dress. Now, considering I got my wedding dress for cost, it wasn't that bad. Still bad though. I have such a good husband. He just smiled and said I deserved it after all the bargain shopping I do. (He doesn't know how much I spend on jeans....)
What's your naughty little secret? Come on. You know you want to spill it.