Need a good trick idea for this Halloween? Check out this one that I was subjected to recently.....
While visiting my parents one night, some of us stayed up late playing Mexican Train. Finally we decided it was time to go to bed.
I got in my pajamas, washed my face, brushed my teeth and turned to use the water closet.
BUT SOMEONE WAS ALREADY THERE!
Did I scream? Hello! Wouldn't you?!? If you innocently went to pee and were suddenly faced with THIS?! I can't believe I didn't just go ahead and wet my pants.
This terrifying "person" is completely inanimate. My sister Emily and her husband put it together using a body made of a duct tape base and clothes for filling. They toped the torso with a freakish mask and wig. Tucked the monstrosity in a pair of jeans and placed it on the toilet. Adding toilet paper as a nice touch.
As soon as they heard my scream, Emily and Greg came laughing from the next room. They had been hiding in there, just waiting for me to find their creation.
I have to hand it to them. It was awesome. In a totally disturbing way.
"MOM! Something is wrong with the toilet. Come look!!!!"
Have a wonderful Halloween everyone!
6 comments:
That just made my day.
Dave
OH, I didn't know Dave had already read it! Yeah, this made me laugh out loud - for real, no LOL nonsense. I kept laughing and then Paige started laughing because I was. This is really good. Do you think it resembles mom?
that sounds like something emily would do, when i lived their she took a picture of me on the toilet at about 2or 3 in the morning. she is a riot
That's so awesome...I've got to do that to my husband one of these days! He's always scaring me, and I never get him.
That is hilarious! I would have been freaked!
you know I read this stuff too! A resemblance to me !!!! It was so funny, I almost wet my pants. Mom
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